About


Cosmic Evil Toys

Dr. Cos McEvil III started making toys in 1886 by the light of the blood moon. Union lepers create our toys from scratch in basements filled with preserves. Cocaine.

Wichita, KS

FAQ


  • Where is the store based?

    Wichita, KS

  • Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?

    Def. Shipping is REALLY expensive so send us an email in advance and we can make sure your shipping charges are correct.

  • How long will it take to receive my order?

    We ship all orders within 5-7 business days after purchase via USPS with tracking and insurance. It can take up to a week to arrive, but usually it will arrive in 2-3 days.

  • What is this "service fee" thing?

    Store Envy adds a small fee onto your order. This goes directly to them, not us.

  • How is paper made?

    The man tree puts his penis...

  • Why does my figure look like _____?

    We make handmade, hand-distressed action figures and toys. There are going to be imperfections and what the hell, why are you buying this if you don't want that? Go to Wal-mart and buy perfect figures. I like rough and imperfect toys. Sometimes they are better looking; sometimes..not. It's art.

    I also like my toys to look played with some are soiled or rubbed or distressed, including the packaging. It's part of it. They will be creased, bent, torn, paint rubbing off, dirt, grime, blood, who knows all over these figures.

  • What is Storenvy?

    This store is created with Storenvy, an online store builder and marketplace for inspired brands. As a shopper, you can discover and buy items from multiple stores from all over the world and check out in one step at or open your own store for free.

  • How do I pay for my order? Is it secure?

    The Storenvy checkout process is powered by both Stripe and PayPal, two of the most trusted online payment solutions on the web. Because of this, Storenvy has all the same securities and payment fraud protection as these leading payment processors. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express and Diners Club. If paying with PayPal, you may also make payments using your bank account, but this may delay your order.

  • What if something is wrong with my order?

    If you have a problem with an order from this store, please contact the store directly, either through the Contact page or through your Storenvy account settings page.